This Is The Story Of A Girl

boy: shit baby you're so wet already

girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

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castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

omg

omygod. this ^^^^^

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

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These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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monicatramos:

Trouble Sleeping.

I made this a while back and didn’t mean for the guy to look like he’s just rolling in place… but he is.

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cuhlestial:

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This is why you marry your best friend.

ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.

this was seriously a struggle not to reblog

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muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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