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practice-until-perfection:

elite-and-all-star-cheerleading:

aussie-cheer-beach:

on a dead floor and all jeeeeez

lord help me this is the most satisfying gif to watch


their timing though

practice-until-perfection:

elite-and-all-star-cheerleading:

aussie-cheer-beach:

on a dead floor and all jeeeeez

lord help me this is the most satisfying gif to watch

their timing though

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  • stability:

    its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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    thebatteur:

    once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

    (via heart)

    "my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

    (via bunsen)

    splantamello:

    beeswarm17:

    karkat-san:

    karkat-san:

    Why was Oedipus against profanity?

    Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

    I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

    wait

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  • fuckingn00b:

    phobs-heh:

    khan2kool:

    sassafras-manson:

    ryanvallejo:

    ktkeen96:

    theecamerondallas:

    i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

    ITS BACK

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE

    IT’S BACK

    This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

    gonna reblog it everytime

    Its been a year

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  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
    When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
    gehrardway:

'fuck off, it's meese' is literally the best thing gerard way has ever said

    gehrardway:

    'fuck off, it's meese' is literally the best thing gerard way has ever said

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    I believe that
    your soul

    and
    my soul

    are
    very

    old friends.

    Mandeq Ahmed, Mates (via portails)

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    cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
    me: because of all the updog in my car?
    cop: whats up dog?
    me: not much dog whats up with you?
    cop: haha! thats funny you can go
    Everyone who reblogs this by November 1 will have their URLs scattered around Disney World in Orlando, FL.

    strangeparkings:

    luckydayblog:

    gravitysex:

    abovehipster:

    WHAT?! YES. YES.

    RLY

    IT’S LIKE THIS POST WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!

    I’m going to disney on november 1-3 and if I don’t see at least one url I’m going to be pretty mad at you :///

    khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

    khawlabentalazwaar:

    gothamcityballet:

    deafmuslimpunx:

    exquisitedialectics:

    takealookatyourlife:

    Aiya Van Kooten everyone

    When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

    “I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

    This is the best story of my life

    Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

    Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

    This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

    So in summary:

    This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

    Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

    literal hero

    (via strangeparkings)

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